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The blind man is laughing at the bald head.
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Candy is dandy, but liquor is quicker.
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Fortune leaves always some door open to come at a remedy.
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A friend is someone who will help you move. A real friend is someone...
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We are told never to cross a bridge until we come to it, but...
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My girlfriend sleeps in a queen-sized bed and I sleep in a court jester-sized...
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True compassion is more than flinging a coin to a beggar; it is not...
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I have always said that if I were a rich man I would employ...
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Acting deals with very delicate emotions. It is not putting up a mask. Each...
Quote #11911
How to make God laugh: Tell him your future plans.