Quote #29531
If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the ‘up’ button.
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To know when to be generous and when to be firm — this is...
Quote #6090
A writer is a person for whom writing is more difficult than it is...
Quote #4565
To do two things at once is to do neither.
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Human beings are perhaps never more frightening than when they are convinced beyond doubt...
Quote #653
Our constitution protects aliens, drunks and U.S. Senators.
Quote #23131
Such is the common process of marriage. A youth and maiden exchange meeting by...
Quote #21369
Never put off till tomorrow the fun you can have today.
Quote #9851
If our house be on fire, without inquiring whether it was fired from within...
Quote #6504
Government is the great fiction through which everybody endeavors to live at the expense...