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Kill one man, and you are a murderer. Kill millions of men, and you...
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If men menstruated, they would brag about how much and for how long.
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Perhaps better we not obscure the idea that happiness and misery, kindness and greed,...
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At 20 years of age the will reigns, at 30 the wit, at 40...
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Life is like a dogsled team. If you ain’t the lead dog, the scenery...
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I was irrevocably betrothed to laughter, the sound of which has always seemed to...
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It is the rare fortuene of these days that one may think what one...
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The average Ph.D. thesis is nothing but a transference of bones from one graveyard...
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What I want to do is make people laugh so that they’ll see things...
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None of us here in Washington knows all or even half of the answers...