Quote #19052
It’s hard to be humble, when you’re as great as I am.
Quote #17912
Our business in this world is not to succeed, but to continue to fail...
Quote #14423
Children are the hands by which we take hold of heaven.
Quote #20325
Reverend Brown Girl, you look so good, someone ought to put you on a...
Quote #8208
The more I want to get something done, the less I call it work.
Quote #16663
A people that values its privileges above its principles soon loses both.
Quote #12051
In general, the greater the understanding, the greater the delusion: the more intelligent, the...
Quote #33196
All the things I really like to do are either illegal, immoral, or fattening.
Quote #3172
Every author, however modest, keeps a most outrageous vanity chained like a madman in...
Quote #26837
Be virtuous and you’ll be happy Nonsense Be happy and you’ll begin to be...