Quote #10540
I never think of the future – it comes soon enough.
Quote #3510
Tongue – a variety of meat, rarely served because it clearly crosses the line...
Quote #23970
Cleave never to the sunnier side of doubt.
Quote #545
I wish the government would put a tax on pianos for the incompetent.
Quote #12672
Both read the same Bible, and pray to the same God; and each invokes...
Quote #313
It does not do to leave a live dragon out of your calculations, if...
Quote #133
The greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do.
Quote #17677
I always prefer to believe the best of everybody – it saves so much...
Quote #11185
A good example is like a bell that calls many to church.
Quote #22819
An orphan’s curse would drag to HellA spirit from on highBut oh More horrible...