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The brain is a wonderful organ it starts working the moment you get up...
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Girls are always running through my mind. They don’t dare walk.
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There is no expedient to which a man will not go to avoid the...
Quote #3897
The days of the digital watch are numbered.
Quote #30581
If a civil word or two will render a man happy, he must be...
Quote #14498
I am a Marxist–of the Groucho tendency.
Quote #33300
Positive thinking will let you do everything better than negative thinking will.
Quote #24387
The excellence of a gift lies in its appropriateness rather than in its value.
Quote #20849
Lord, what fools these mortals be
Quote #4644
Never trust the advice of a man in difficulties.