Quote #25865
Whenever you want to marry someone, go have lunch with his ex-wife.
Quote #20430
Why should we be in such desperate hast to succeed, and in such desperate...
Quote #32768
The sports page records people’s accomplishments The front page nothing but their failures.
Quote #7681
They envy the distinction I have won; let them therefore, envy my toils, my...
Quote #7407
Dignity and love do not blend well, nor do they continue long together.
Quote #986
I belong to no organized party. I am a Democrat.
Quote #31212
They’ll have to shoot me first to take my gun.
Quote #34181
An inventor is simply a fellow who doesn’t take his education too seriously.
Quote #7483
We should often be ashamed of our finest actions if the world understood our...
Quote #33891
Death is Nature’s expert advice to get plenty of Life.