Quote #24733
Words are the physicians of the mind diseased.
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“Just as I shall select my ship when I am about to go on...
Quote #2570
The gem cannot be polished without friction, nor man perfected without trials.
Quote #381
Sex is a bad thing because it rumples the clothes.
Quote #34008
I’d give my right arm to be ambidextrous.
Quote #27704
It would be nice if the Food and Drug Administration stopped issuing warnings about...
Quote #22280
Know the true value of time snatch, seize, and enjoy every moment of it....
Quote #13500
You are the lens in the beam. You can only receive, give, and possess...
Quote #21761
Draw a crazy picture,Write a nutty poem,Sing a mumble-gumble song,Whistle through your comb.Do a...
Quote #30681
A statesman is a politician who places himself at the service of the nation....