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The postman always rings twice.
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The reason people blame things on the previous generations is that there’s only one...
Quote #12598
I was born at the age of 12 on a Metro-Goldwyn-Mayer lot.
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Any piece of clothing can be sexy with a quietly passionate woman inside it.
Quote #11498
The life of man, solitary, poor, nasty, brutish, and short.
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If I ever reach heaven I expect to find three wonders there first, to...
Quote #29927
To use fear as the friend it is, we must retrain and reprogram ourselves…We...
Quote #18535
Somehow he Tim gets thoughtful sitting by himself so much, and thinks the strangest...
Quote #6181
Eat a live toad the first thing in the morning and nothing worse will...
Quote #28410
Don’t ever get your speedometer confused with your clock, like I did once, because...