Quote #23662
Gods are fragile things they may be killed by a whiff of science or...
Quote #7841
For the villainy of the world is great, and a man has to run...
Quote #34741
Weird, isn’t it Somehow in the dead of winter when its 40 below, so...
Quote #4729
Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.
Quote #19315
There’s no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working...
Quote #24862
The origin of every excuse is the failure to do something.
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The one whose judgment counts most in your life is the one staring back...
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God put me on this earth to accomplish a certain number of things. Right...
Quote #28113
Get the best out of your body that you can get.
Quote #32125
You can fool too many of the people too much of the time.