Quote #18137
It is the ability to take a joke, not make one, that proves you...
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Half circus and half Supreme Court.
Quote #10191
Man, unlike the animals, has never learned that the sole purpose of life is...
Quote #29005
Living and dying is not the big issue. The big issue is what you’re...
Quote #19188
The best book on programming for the layman is Alice in Wonderland but that’s...
Quote #10747
Make failure your teacher, not your undertaker.
Quote #29939
The fact that I have no remedy for the sorrows of the world is...
Quote #478
I was raised almost entirely on turnips and potatoes, but I think that the...
Quote #29652
Courage is the ladder on which all the other virtues mount.
Quote #13549
Learning to dislike children at an early age saves a lot of expense and...