Quote #20147
A reporter is always concerned with tomorrow. There’s nothing tangible of yesterday. All I...
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Most people are other people. Their thoughts are someone else’s opinions, their lives a...
Quote #6740
When a thing ceases to be a subject of controversy, it ceases to be...
Quote #33179
If we don’t believe in freedom of expression for people we despise, we don’t...
Quote #6067
Humor is always based on a modicum of truth. Have you ever heard a...
Quote #11459
Drink the first. Sip the second slowly. Skip the third.
Quote #6070
Humor is also a way of saying something serious.
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I just have this feeling if I take pi, well past all this static,...
Quote #20372
There comes a time in every man’s life and I’ve had many of them.
Quote #32346
You have to eat the first piece of candy Before you can eat the...