Quote #18665
Never break your putter and your driver in the same round or you’re dead.
Quote #7742
Nothing is more wretched than the mind of a man conscious of guilt.
Quote #755
It is by universal misunderstanding that all agree. For if, by ill luck, people...
Quote #13779
History is the version of past events that people have decided to agree upon.
Quote #27949
When I write love songs, people think they’re really soppy — but I see...
Quote #19656
The real test of friendship is can you literally do nothing with the other...
Quote #28202
If you ever feel like you’re on the verge of a nervous breakdown, just...
Quote #28305
I’d rather be rich than stupid.
Quote #4409
Wealth is the parent of luxury and indolence, and poverty of meanness and viciousness,...
Quote #5699
We learn the rope of life by untying its knots.