Quote #28872
Few nations have been so poor as to have but one god. Gods were...
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Where there is a sea there are pirates.
Quote #3356
Now, here, you see, it takes all the running you can do, to keep...
Quote #28224
Here’s a good gag if you go swimming in a swamp and when you...
Quote #2789
Home life as we understand it is no more natural to us than a...
Quote #17566
Where there is much desire to learn, there of necessity will be much arguing,...
Quote #7851
Last year I went fishing with Salvador Dali. He was using a dotted line....
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Each handicap is like a hurdle in a steeplechase, and when you ride up...
Quote #20004
We live in oppressive times. We have, as a nation, become our own thought...
Quote #12103
Keep thy religion to thyself.