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The pot calls the kettle black.
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One man has enthusiasm for 30 minutes, another for 30 days, but it is...
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It is simplicity that makes the uneducated more effective than the educated when addressing...
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Take the utmost trouble to find the right thing to say, and then say...
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It is impossible to trap modern physics into predicting anything with perfect determinism because...
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Bisexuality automatically doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night.
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A man is rich in proportion to the number of things he can afford...
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No man should marry until he has studied anatomy and dissected at least one...
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I have never examined the subject of humor until now. I am surprised to...
Quote #17470
Heaven means to be one with God.