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True humor springs not more from the head than from the heart. It is...
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Bed is the poor man’s opera.
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Listen or your tongue will keep you deaf.
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The really frightening thing about middle age is that you know you’ll grow out...
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If you were in a burning house and there was a cat and a...
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Courage is of no value unless accompanied by justice; yet if all men became...