Quote #2184
Punctuality is the virtue of the bored.
Quote #29430
‘Are you lost, daddy’ I asked tenderly. ‘Shut up,’ he explained.
Quote #26821
I love criticism just so long as it’s unqualified praise.
Quote #15324
If you had the seeds of pestilence in your body you would not have...
Quote #2573
I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead- not sick, not wounded...
Quote #26100
The best things in life aren’t things.
Quote #26546
Many people hear voices when no-one is there. Some of them are called mad...
Quote #3242
I pride myself on the fact that my work has no socially redeeming value.
Quote #8702
Hope is definitely not the same thing as optimism. It is not the conviction...
Quote #3877
There is much pleasure to be gained from useless knowledge.