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When defeat comes, accept it as a signal that your plans are not sound,...
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One advantage of marriage, it seems to me, is that when you fall out...
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Bore: a man who is never unintentionally rude.
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Will your child learn to multiply before she learns to subtract
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Time is money.
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My job is to bore you and let the hardness of your seat and...
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There are two kinds of stories, the ones you live and the ones you...
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Refrain from doing ill; for one all powerful reason, lest our children should copy...
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Perhaps I am a bear, or some hibernating animal underneath, for the instinct to...
Quote #22392
For 10 years of my life, 3 times a day, I thanked the Lord...