Quote #2090
Dying is easy. Comedy is difficult.
Quote #16817
The English have no respect for their language, and will not teach their children...
Quote #19503
Everyone rises to their level of incompetence.
Quote #13322
But the truth was that he died from solitude, the enemy known but to...
Quote #11773
Better to reign in Hell than serve in Heaven.
Quote #32466
Some people succeed because they are destined to, but most people succeed because they...
Quote #2394
Children are never too tender to be whipped. Like tough beefsteaks, the more you...
Quote #25744
Sometimes the child in one behaves a certain way and the rest of oneself...
Quote #30490
Never let the odds keep you from pursuing What you know in your heart...
Quote #3996
Wear the old coat and buy the new book.