Quote #24860
Life is a joke. The only way to survive it is to find the...
Quote #33042
The Russians love Brooke Shield because her eyebrows remind them of Leonid Brezhnev.
Quote #33488
Maybe the most any of us can expect of ourselves isn’t perfection but progress.
Quote #3976
If mankind minus one were of one opinion, then mankind is no more justified...
Quote #1390
I think I should have no other mortal wants, if I could always have...
Quote #33777
The really frightening thing about middle age is that you know you’ll grow out...
Quote #10146
Honest differences of opinion should never be permitted to destroy a friendship.
Quote #4758
When a dog bites a man, that is not news, because it happens so...
Quote #3470
The anatomical juxtaposition of 2 orbicularis oris muscles in a state of contraction.
Quote #28657
Wisdom is what’s left after we’ve run out of personal opinions.