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I take a simple view of life: keep your eyes open and get on...
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We know not of the future, and cannot plan for it much. But we...
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?Tell me not, in mournful numbers, Life is but an empty dream! For the...
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Justice is a contract of expediency, entered upon to prevent men harming or being...
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