Quote #1986
It is absurd to divide people into good and bad. People are either charming...
Quote #2081
Like its politicians and its wars, society has the teenagers it deserves.
Quote #13079
Experience is not what happens to you. It is what you do with what...
Quote #33211
I bought some batteries, but they weren’t included.
Quote #13206
Keep your friends close, and your enemies closer.
Quote #15122
No great man ever complains of want of opportunity.
Quote #66
I envy people who drink. At least they have something to blame everything on.
Quote #545
I wish the government would put a tax on pianos for the incompetent.
Quote #4010
Always aim for achievement, and forget about success.
Quote #20413
The universe seems bankrupt as soon as we begin to discuss the characters of...