Quote #16829
Men are what their mothers made them.
Quote #1888
Grief is a species of idleness.
Quote #10388
I never believed in Santa Claus because I knew no white dude would come...
Quote #12208
The trouble about trying to make yourself stupider than you really are is that...
Quote #19105
Know how sublime a thing is to suffer and be strong.
Quote #29695
In order to become successful, you must only promise what you can deliver and...
Quote #26392
Censor a self-appointed snoophound who sticks his nose in other people’s business.
Quote #958
The ability to quote is a serviceable substitute for wit.
Quote #13429
The problem with intelligent design theory is not that it is false but that...
Quote #13475
There used to be a real me, but I had it surgically removed.