Quote #31284
If you can’t be funny, be interesting.
Quote #433
In Hollywood, an equitable divorce settlement means each party getting fifty percent of publicity.
Quote #3097
Of all the unbearable nuisances, the ignoramus that has travelled is the worst.
Quote #13001
Humor the sons of the poor, for they give science its splendor.
Quote #13303
Sometimes old things need to go away. That way, we have room for the...
Quote #23138
The true danger is when liberty is nibbled away, for expedients, and by parts.
Quote #5951
The bravest are surely those who have the clearest vision of what is before...
Quote #8814
The IQ and the life expectancy of the average American recently passed each other...
Quote #26084
When it comes to staying young, a mind lift beats a face lift any...
Quote #8133
Old houses mended, Cost little less than new before they ?re ended.