Quote #938
The society which scorns excellence in plumbing as a humble activity and tolerates shoddiness...
Quote #14518
If God lived on earth, people would break his windows.
Quote #29422
He uses statistics as a drunken man uses lampposts — for support rather than...
Quote #30057
A fellow who is always declaring he’s no fool usually has his suspicions.
Quote #16086
It is the working man who is the happy man. It is the idle...
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Our imagination is the only limit to what we can hope to have in...
Quote #21799
I have always said that if I were a rich man I would employ...
Quote #28829
The sun don’t shine on the same dog’s ass all the time.
Quote #117
The creator of the universe works in mysterious ways. But he uses a base...
Quote #19549
The more money an American accumulates, the less interesting he becomes.