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To your friends, you’re like a trash bag they’ll use you for a little...
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To err is human, but to really foul things up requires a computer.
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The better I get to know men, the more I find myself loving dogs.
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My wife and I tried to breakfast together, but we had to stop or...
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Choose in marriage only a woman whom you would choose as a friend if...
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Whoever gossips to you will gossip about you.
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We are advertis’d by our loving friends.
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Fascism is capitalism in decay.
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When it’s third and ten, you can take the milk drinkers and I’ll take...