Quote #31738
Because I have been a magician for many years, people have often asked me...
Quote #31344
Most turkeys taste better the day after my mother’s tasted better the day before.
Quote #2309
Aliter catuli longe olent, aliter sues. (“Puppies and pigs have a very different smell.”)
Quote #14560
A cucumber should be well-sliced, dressed with pepper and vinegar, and then thrown out.
Quote #11968
Horror on earth is real and it is every day. It is like a...
Quote #25231
No one can possibly know what is about to happen it is happening, each...
Quote #28518
The trees reflected in the river — they are unconscious of a spiritual world...
Quote #19474
A good excercise for the heart is to bend down and help another up.
Quote #24057
Those who have free seats at a play hiss first.
Quote #23652
The pain of a disappointed wish necessarily produces less effect upon the mind if...