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Parents are sometimes a bit of a disappointment to their children. They don’t fulfill...
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Chew before you swallow.
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When marrying, ask yourself this question Do you believe that you will be able...
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Generally we study too much and think too little.
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Ya know, if you treated every comic the way you treated me tonight. You...
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Money mad. My wife says I spend money like a drunken sailor. Wonder what...
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“Yields falsehood when preceded by its quotation” yields falsehood when preceded by its quotation.
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People will accept your ideas much more readily if you tell them Benjamin Franklin...
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It is better to have a permanent income than to be fascinating.
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The future is not a result of choices among alternative paths offered by the...