Quote #17206
There is only one good, knowledge, and one evil, ignorance.
Quote #4939
He was a man, take him for all in all, I shall not look...
Quote #13299
The inability to secure a reservation drives yuppies absolutely crazy.
Quote #6426
Is sex dirty? Only if you do it right.
Quote #16632
Unlike presidential administrations, problems rarely have terminal dates.
Quote #16661
Farming looks mighty easy when your plow is a pencil, and you’re a thousand...
Quote #23700
Follow your inclinations with due regard to the policeman round the corner.
Quote #5011
Use, do not abuse; neither abstinence nor excess ever renders man happy.
Quote #10614
Blaze with the fire that is never extinguished.
Quote #15208
To lengthen thy Life, lessen thy meals