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Being president is like being a jackass in a hailstorm. There’s nothing to do...
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Everybody likes a kidder, but nobody lends him money.
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Everybody has difficult years, but a lot of times the difficult years end up...
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To spell out the obvious is often to call it in question.
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A kiss makes the heart young again and wipes out the years.
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America, why are your libraries full of tears?
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Pointing out the comic elements of a situation can bring a sense of proportion...
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Before I got married I had six theories about bringing up children now I...
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Love does not begin and end the way we seem to think it does....
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Men who are unhappy, like men who sleep badly, are always proud of the...