Quote #31344
Most turkeys taste better the day after my mother’s tasted better the day before.
Quote #26050
The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four Americans is suffering...
Quote #5831
Education is what most receive, many pass on, and few possess.
Quote #34091
Joel That’s the movies, Ed. Try reality. Ed No thanks.
Quote #2704
The 100% American is 99% an idiot.
Quote #2222
It is now quite lawful for a Catholic woman to avoid pregnancy by a...
Quote #21041
Humor is perhaps a sense of intellectual perspective an awareness that some things are...
Quote #12648
When I was fourteen, my father was so ignorant I could hardly stand to...
Quote #14858
Let us forever forget that every station in life is necessarily that each deserves...
Quote #10133
If people never did silly things, nothing intelligent would ever get done.