Quote #32737
I can’t complain, but sometimes I still do.
Quote #5597
What we anticipate seldom occurs; what we least expected generally happens.
Quote #11429
Diplomacy is the art of letting someone else have your way.
Quote #30921
Be on your guard against a silent dog and still water.
Quote #13873
When a thing is funny, search it for a hidden truth.
Quote #12059
Men are only as unfaithful as their options.
Quote #11818
Besides anarchy, the worst thing in this world is government.
Quote #527
There is nothing like a good dose of another woman to make a man...
Quote #25152
Oh do not attack me with your watch. A watch is always too fast...
Quote #18018
Act as if what you do makes a difference. It does.