Quote #1879
A jury consists of twelve persons chosen to decide who has the better lawer.
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Americans are benevolently ignorant about Canada, while Canadians are malevolently well informed about the...
Quote #12594
A politician is an arse upon which everybody has sat except a man
Quote #6683
What I give form to in daylight is only one per cent of what...
Quote #29003
The farther it gets from the bench it was worked on, the more real...
Quote #6780
Rogues are preferable to imbeciles because they sometimes take a rest.
Quote #19137
If you put a billion monkeys in front of a billion typewriters typing at...
Quote #28591
A friend drops their plans when you’re in trouble, shares joy in your accomplishments,...
Quote #32800
Leave it to a girl to take the fun out of sex discrimination.
Quote #13528
I have learned to use the word impossible with the greatest caution.