Quote #3374
There was a young man of Dundoo, Whose limericks stopped at line 2.
Quote #6843
All that is gold does not glitter; not all those that wander are lost.
Quote #10244
The good life, as I conceive it, is a happy life. I do not...
Quote #22353
Everyone who gets sleepy at night should have a simple decent place to lay...
Quote #1948
Creator: a comedian whose audience is afraid to laugh.
Quote #2215
The Pilgrim Fathers landed on the shores of America and fell upon their knees....
Quote #16086
It is the working man who is the happy man. It is the idle...
Quote #29364
The great thing about getting older is that you don’t lose all the other...
Quote #20379
Tell me and I’ll forget. Show me, and I may not remember. Involve me,...
Quote #13156
He has achieved success who has lived well, laughed often, and loved much.