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If you tell the truth, you don’t have to remember anything.
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My fellow Americans, I am pleased to tell you I just signed legislation which...
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The great successful men of the world have used their imagination…they think ahead and...
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At college age, you can tell who is best at taking tests and going...
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You’re so goddamned concerned about the civilians, and I don’t give a damn. to...
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Will your child learn to multiply before she learns to subtract
Quote #27908
Let’s have some new cliches.
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In reply to the question, What was it the last man on earth said...
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A day without newspapers is like walking around without your pants on.
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Short is the joy that guilty pleasure brings.