Quote #1919
Imagine the Creator as a low comedian, and at once the world becomes explicable.
Quote #459
Daughters go into analysis hating their fathers and come out hating their mothers. They...
Quote #20371
The secret of managing is to keep the guys who hate you away from...
Quote #22487
It’s a piece of cake until you get to the top. You find you...
Quote #28047
You can pretend to be serious you can’t pretend to be witty.
Quote #16734
When the world goes mad, one must accept madness as sanity since sanity is,...
Quote #31878
Flattery is all right so long as you don’t inhale.
Quote #13338
Some things you do because you want to. Some things you do because of...
Quote #24662
The best date movies give you something to talk about. A movie that’s a...
Quote #7617
One of the greatest pains to human nature is the pain of a new...