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Give not over thy soul to sorrow; and afflict not thyself in thy own...
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More important than winning the election, is governing the nation. That is the test...
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The greatest thing in this world is not so much where we are, but...
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Plain women know more about men than beautiful ones do.
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This is no time to act like a gentleman. I am a cad and...
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How many a man has dated a new era in his life from the...
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I wish the government would put a tax on pianos for the incompetent.
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God allows us to experience the low points of life in order to teach...
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Have a heart that never hardens, and a temper that never tires, and a...
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We are all here for a spell; get all the good laughs you can.