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Sometimes I think the surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe...
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The surest way to be late is to have plenty of time.
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For certain people after 50, litigation takes the place of sex.
Quote #778
I despise the pleasure of pleasing people that I despise.
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Among my most prized possessions are the words that I have never spoken.
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I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead. Not sick — not...
Quote #33997
There are people who, instead of listening to what is being said to them,...
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All a man can betray is his conscience.
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…The electoral franchise has been conferred upon the Negroes in almost all the states...
Quote #28906
Both tears and sweat are salty, but they render a different result. Tears will...