Quote #3145
Habit is habit and not to be flung out of the window by any...
Quote #31550
The only place where your dream becomes impossible is in your own thinking.
Quote #22263
I enjoyed my own nature to the fullest, and we all know that there...
Quote #5347
I am loving before I am patriotic: I am human before I am American.
Quote #9957
Ya know, if you treat every comic the way you treated me tonight, You...
Quote #23990
Modern man must descend the spiral of his own absurdity to the lowest point...
Quote #14889
The truly educated man is that rare individual who can separate reality from illusion.
Quote #32782
I think there is a world market for maybe five computers.
Quote #4764
You know what charm is: a way of getting the answer yes without having...
Quote #8542
If you are ever in doubt as to whether or not you should kiss...