Quote #28696
If your cat falls out of a tree, go indoors to laugh.
Quote #32251
I’m just an average guy. I’m not Mother Teresa, but I’m not Charles Manson...
Quote #1277
“Yields falsehood when preceded by its quotation” yields falsehood when preceded by its quotation.
Quote #17834
I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell you see, I have...
Quote #16027
That some should be rich, shows that others may become rich, and, hence, is...
Quote #8200
The best remedy for a bruised heart is not, as so many people seem...
Quote #12134
Acting is the most minor of gifts and not a very high- class way...
Quote #12685
Things are going to get a lot worse before they get worse.
Quote #3422
Women with pasts interest men… they hope history will repeat itself.
Quote #13960
Do not withhold good from those to whom it is due, when it is...