Quote #16692
Life… is like a grapefruit. It’s orange and squishy, and has a few pips...
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Youth is a wonderful thing. What a crime to waste it on children.
Quote #3989
America is a large, friendly dog in a very small room. Every time it...
Quote #2041
My schoolmates would make love to anything that moved, but I never saw any...
Quote #1946
When I came back to Dublin I was courtmartialed in my absence and sentenced...
Quote #3558
The idea of an incarnation of God is absurd: why should the human race...
Quote #30317
If I ever reach heaven I expect to find three wonders there first, to...
Quote #9526
If God had wanted me otherwise, He would have created me otherwise.
Quote #4682
Ask advice only of your equals.
Quote #4303
Trees, though they are cut and lopped, grow up again quickly, but if men...