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Being president is like being a jackass in a hailstorm. There’s nothing to do...
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All the things I really like to do are either illegal, immoral, or fattening.
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All of us, at certain moments of our lives, need to take advice and...
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Education: the inculcation of the incomprehensible into the indifferent by the incompetent.
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If you bungle raising your children, I don’t think whatever else you do matters.
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No man will make a great leader who wants to do it all himself,...
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Dr. Karen Jenson Vampires like you aren’t a species, you’re just infected, a virus,...
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If you know it’s going to happen there’s no need to call it a...
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Most history is a record of triumphs, disasters, and follies of top people. The...
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Life appears to me too short to be spent in nursing animosity, or registering...