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A woman is like a teabag, you never know how strong she is until...
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More men die of worry than of work, because more men worry than work.
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I am not an optimist, but i am not a pessimist, what I am...
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If it were not for the company of fools, a witty man would often...
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I was brought up by very witty people who were dealing with quite difficult...
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Anyone that wants the presidency so much that he’ll spend two years organizing and...
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One often contradicts an opinion when what is uncongenial is really the tone in...
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A family is but too often a commonwealth of malignants.
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I was thrown out of college for cheating on the metaphysics exam I looked...
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My motto is that I enjoy life. I think there’s a kind of simplicity...