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Your most precious possession is not your financial assets. Your most precious possession is...
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Lactomangulation, n.: Manhandling the “open here” spout on a milk carton so badly that...
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Always laugh when you can. It is cheap medicine.
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Politeness, n. The most acceptable hypocrisy.
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The reliance on property is…the want of self-reliance. Men measure the esteem of each...
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A man may be so much of everything that he is nothing of anything.
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No Sane man will dance.
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If you want to bake an apple pie from scratch, you must first create...
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The trouble with most people is that they think with their hopes or fears...
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He’s a Blockhead who wants a proof of what he Can’t Percieve And he’s...