Quote #9957
Ya know, if you treat every comic the way you treated me tonight, You...
Quote #4359
In peace, children inter their parents; war violates the order of nature and causes...
Quote #19689
As we must account for every idle word, so must we account for every...
Quote #10272
Of the Seven Deadly Sins, anger is possibly the most fun. To lick your...
Quote #8640
In obedience there is always fear, and fear darkens the mind.
Quote #1219
I think it would be a good idea.
Quote #22818
I have seen gross intolerance shown in support of toleration.
Quote #10455
Find out just what people will submit to, and you have found out the...
Quote #17401
A correct answer is like an affectionate kiss.
Quote #2501
When men are pure, laws are useless; when men are corrupt, laws are broken.