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You have to recognize when the right place and the right time fuse and...
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Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, and a dark...
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If you want to sacrifice the admiration of many men for the criticism of...
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There was never anything by the wit of man so well devised, or so...
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The living is a species of the dead and not a very attractive one.
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Praise the bridge that carried you over.
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Up men to your posts Don’t forget today that you are from old Virginia.
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A mind stretched by a new idea can never go back to its original...
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You must not think me necessarily foolish because I am facetious, nor will I...
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Early to bed and early to rise — till you get enough money to...