Quote #3293
Irony is the hygiene of the mind.
Quote #2051
Cynicism is an unpleasant way of saying the truth.
Quote #26624
The greatest lesson in life is to know that even fools are right sometimes.
Quote #31885
All progress has resulted from people who took unpopular positions.
Quote #23238
Advertisements… contain the only truths to be relied on in a newspaper.
Quote #31312
As soon as any man says of the affairs of the State What does...
Quote #15990
Those who live on vanity must, not unreasonably, expect to die of mortification.
Quote #2486
Cogito ergo dim sum. (Therefore I think these are pork buns.)
Quote #4482
Give me where to stand, and I will move the earth.
Quote #23220
Information is the currency of democracy.