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Ya know, if you treat every comic the way you treated me tonight, You...
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Children have more need of models than of critics.
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Total absence of humor renders life impossible.
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Fill the unforgiving minute with sixty seconds worth of distance run.
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Education sows not seeds in you, but makes your seeds grow.
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There are a terrible lot of lies going around the world, and the worst...
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People don’t have to like or support you, so you always have to say...
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Nudists have no fashion sense.
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Nobody picks on a strong man.
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Age is no barrier. It’s a limitation you put on your mind.