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Fettucine Alfredo is just Macaroni and cheese for adults
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The best inheritance a parent can give to his children is a few minutes...
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Now I see the secret of the making of the best persons. It is...
Quote #1560
A judge is a law student who marks his own examination papers.
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Drop the question what tomorrow may bring, and count as profit every day that...
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I would not vote for the mayor. It’s not just because he didn’t invite...
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The bottom line is that (a) people are never perfect, but love can be,...
Quote #2772
I only drink to make other people seem interesting.
Quote #21553
Don’t dwell on reality it will only keep you from greatness.
Quote #6487
Never spend your money before you have it.