Quote #1019
Remember folks. Street lights timed for 35 mph are also timed for 70 mph.
Quote #34475
I don’t have a bank account, because I don’t know my mother’s maiden name.
Quote #13972
The community stagnates without the impulse of the individual. The impulse dies away without...
Quote #2986
What a blessing it would be if we could open and shut our ears...
Quote #31039
Politicians are people who, when they see light at the end of the tunnel,...
Quote #31337
Sell your cleverness and buy bewilderment.
Quote #8634
Natives who beat drums to drive off evil spirits are objects of scorn to...
Quote #14541
So little time and so little to do.
Quote #3284
Going to the opera, like getting drunk, is a sin that carries its own...
Quote #34286
Don’t accept rides from strange men, and remember that all men are strange.